Spoof of 12 Days of Christmas (with a criminal feel)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 2nd Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 3rd Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 4th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 5th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Five Ransom Notes, Four blood splatters,
Three severed fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 6th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Six Loaded Guns Five Ransom Notes
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 7th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Seven Deadly poisons, Six Loaded Revolvers Guns
Five Ransom Notes, Four Blood Splatters,
Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 8th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Eight Bloody Footprints, Seven Deadly poisons
Six Loaded Guns, Five Ransom Notes
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 9th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me... Nine Stolen Diamonds Eight Bloody Footprints, Seven Deadly poisons
Six Loaded Guns,Five Ransom Notes
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
Ten DNA Samples, Nine Stolen Diamonds
Eight Bloody Footprints, Seven Deadly poisons
Six Loaded Guns,Five Ransom Notes
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 11th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Eleven Perfect Fingerprints, Ten DNA Samples
Nine Stolen Diamonds, Eight Bloody Footprints
Seven Deadly Poisons, Six Loaded Guns
Five Ransom Notes, Four Blood Splatters
Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
On the 12th Day of Christmas my stalker sent to me...
Twelve Broken Limbs, Eleven Perfect Fingerprints,
Ten DNA Samples, Nine stolen diamonds,
Six Loaded Guns Five Ransom Notes
Four Blood Splatters,Three Severed Fingers
Two Rounds of Ammo and a...
A Bin Bag and Gaffa Tape
And A Bin Bag And Gaffa Tape!!!!!
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